The Big Book of Dad Jokes

Over 300 jokes, more than 100 pages, written by the funniest fathers in America! With From:__________ on the cover to make the perfect gift from you. Plus space to write a personalized dedication to your dad on page one. Over 300 family-friendly jokes to make your dad's day. He'll love these terrible rib-ticklers - specially selected by a panel of the funniest fathers.A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars. Police are working tirelessly to catch him. You heard of that new band 999-Megabytes? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet. My wife thinks I'm addicted to brake fluid. I keep telling her I could stop at any time. I've been happily married for four years. Out of a total of 10. I've been diagnosed with a disease that makes me tell airport jokes. The doctor says it's terminal. Why did the baker go to work? He kneads the dough. Someone threw a bottle of mayo at me. I was like what the Helman! To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office . . . I will find you. You have my Word! Dad jokes make you cringe and groan - but also make your dad laugh out loud. This dad joke book makes the perfect Father's Day gift for the dad who loves life and loves to laugh. A perfect dad gift from son, daughter or wife. von Laugh_Aloud_Crew